Top Britney Spears facts
Britney Spears is still a virgin... Thanks to Karlos
There are three gods in America, Britney Spears, Chuck Noris and Big Mac. Thanks to Jonny J
Britney Spears doesn't use contraceptive pills, because they fall out too often. Thanks to torguEL
Why Britney Spears is running all around a house after having a shower? She is using "Wash and Go"!. Thanks to Quiz maker
Britney Spears can't be a Victoria Secret's model, because Britney has no secrets.
Somebody said that Britney Spears lovers list is shorter then her hair. To deny that she cut off her hair. The upper part too.
The most successful Halloween costume is Britney Spears without a makeup.
The gynecologist of Britney Spears can diagnose her illnesses in just a few minutes browsing the internet. Thanks to Ferum O
Britney Spears doesn't like dildos because she's afraid to break teeth.
Britney Spears hates crawfish because they are so hard to chew.
Britney Spears signed a contract to be a main character in new musical "Alien VS Britney Spears".
Britney Spears has made several sex change operations in a row. In a few months she/he gonna decide which sex she/he likes more.
There is a strong correlation between Britney Spears concert places and grasshopper migration routes.
Britney Spears has a brain substitute - Windows calculator v0.9 beta. Thanks to Horiss
Britney Spears is a founder of new Religion called Britneysism. The main ritual is to go public without panties on Fridays. Thanks to Tropicana
There are rumors that in a newest version of 'World of warcraft" Blizzard adds a new hero race "Britnyagon". Only girls will be allowed to choose this avatar. Britney Spears refused to comment.
Britney Spears can`t travel anywhere without her pet crocodile named "Viagris". Thanks to Utopia Runner
Britney Spears will open several dancing schools... At last, it is time to learn dancing, Britney!. Thanks to Utopia Runner
Britney Spears owns a fast-food restaurant chain MacBritney in Transylvania. Thanks to Kim