Top Britney Spears facts
Britney Spears can't be a Victoria Secret's model, because Britney has no secrets.
Britney Spears is still a virgin... Thanks to Karlos
The gynecologist of Britney Spears can diagnose her illnesses in just a few minutes browsing the internet. Thanks to Ferum O
There are three gods in America, Britney Spears, Chuck Noris and Big Mac. Thanks to Jonny J
Britney Spears doesn't use contraceptive pills, because they fall out too often. Thanks to torguEL
There is a strong correlation between Britney Spears concert places and grasshopper migration routes.
There are rumors that in a newest version of 'World of warcraft" Blizzard adds a new hero race "Britnyagon". Only girls will be allowed to choose this avatar. Britney Spears refused to comment.
Britney Spears false nails are made from elephant bone illegally gathered in Africa.
Somebody said that Britney Spears lovers list is shorter then her hair. To deny that she cut off her hair. The upper part too.
The most successful Halloween costume is Britney Spears without a makeup.
Britney Spears was almost pregnant, two times...
Britney Spears breast implants are filled by diet cola.
After two months of hiding in her garage Britney Spears announced the release of her first fashion collection. Some famous magazines already tried to get pictures of this collection proudly named "Tasteless". Thanks to Britney fan Tonny
Before a concert Britney Spears reserves a place in a local residential treatment facility.
Britney Spears doesn't like dildos because she's afraid to break teeth.
You can get tickets to Britney Spears concert by donating a local residential treatment facility.
Britney Spears owns a fast-food restaurant chain MacBritney in Transylvania. Thanks to Kim
Britney Spears thinks about her own character in Teletubbies series... "Brinky Spinky".
Britney Spears signed a contract to be a main character in new musical "Alien VS Britney Spears".