Top Britney Spears facts
Britney Spears is afraid of being captured by aliens... aliens feel the same. Thanks to Marco
Britney Spears breast implants are filled by diet cola.
Britney Spears is still a virgin... Thanks to Karlos
Britney Spears can't be a Victoria Secret's model, because Britney has no secrets.
Britney Spears doesn't use contraceptive pills, because they fall out too often. Thanks to torguEL
The most successful Halloween costume is Britney Spears without a makeup.
Britney Spears signed a contract to be a main character in new musical "Alien VS Britney Spears".
Somebody said that Britney Spears lovers list is shorter then her hair. To deny that she cut off her hair. The upper part too.
Britney Spears doesn't like dildos because she's afraid to break teeth.
Why Britney Spears is running all around a house after having a shower? She is using "Wash and Go"!. Thanks to Quiz maker
Britney Spears often thinks about Jabba the Hutt, man of her dreams.
Britney Spears is a founder of new Religion called Britneysism. The main ritual is to go public without panties on Fridays. Thanks to Tropicana
After a concert in Miami, in an autograph signing session Britney Spears accidentally signed a contract to participate in filming of new series of "SAW". She will be a sexy maniac's lover.
Britney Spears claims she was kidnapped by UFO's several times. Nobody knows why she was returned.
Britney Spears has made several sex change operations in a row. In a few months she/he gonna decide which sex she/he likes more.
Japan based scientist group invented coffee machine with IQ higher than Britney Spears. Thanks to Anime Portal
There are three gods in America, Britney Spears, Chuck Noris and Big Mac. Thanks to Jonny J
Britney Spears had sex with a 10th grader named Harvey Pierson. Thanks to Candiegirl