Top Britney Spears facts
Britney Spears is still a virgin... Thanks to Karlos
There are three gods in America, Britney Spears, Chuck Noris and Big Mac. Thanks to Jonny J
Britney Spears doesn't use contraceptive pills, because they fall out too often. Thanks to torguEL
Somebody said that Britney Spears lovers list is shorter then her hair. To deny that she cut off her hair. The upper part too.
Britney Spears can't be a Victoria Secret's model, because Britney has no secrets.
The most successful Halloween costume is Britney Spears without a makeup.
Why Britney Spears is running all around a house after having a shower? She is using "Wash and Go"!. Thanks to Quiz maker
The gynecologist of Britney Spears can diagnose her illnesses in just a few minutes browsing the internet. Thanks to Ferum O
Britney Spears doesn't like dildos because she's afraid to break teeth.
There is a strong correlation between Britney Spears concert places and grasshopper migration routes.
Britney Spears has made several sex change operations in a row. In a few months she/he gonna decide which sex she/he likes more.
Britney Spears hates crawfish because they are so hard to chew.
Britney Spears owns a fast-food restaurant chain MacBritney in Transylvania. Thanks to Kim
Britney Spears signed a contract to be a main character in new musical "Alien VS Britney Spears".
Britney Spears was almost pregnant, two times...
Britney Spears breast implants are filled by diet cola.
After two months of hiding in her garage Britney Spears announced the release of her first fashion collection. Some famous magazines already tried to get pictures of this collection proudly named "Tasteless". Thanks to Britney fan Tonny
Japan based scientist group invented coffee machine with IQ higher than Britney Spears. Thanks to Anime Portal
Britney Spears can`t travel anywhere without her pet crocodile named "Viagris". Thanks to Utopia Runner