All Britney Spears facts
Britney Spears is an exceptionial archer, especially when she is practicing with Kevin Federline's photo.
Britney Spears owns a fast-food restaurant chain MacBritney in Transylvania. Thanks to Kim
Britney Spears thinks about her own character in Teletubbies series... "Brinky Spinky".
Britney Spears funds S.E.T.I., which is looking for alien civilization evidence. She has bought a dedicated server to support S.E.T.I. Britney already has a song ready for UFO arrival.
Britney Spears is still a virgin... Thanks to Karlos
Britney Spears refused to take part in an underwear commercial, because she is against it.
Britney Spears can't be a Victoria Secret's model, because Britney has no secrets.
Once there was a contest between Britney Spears And Paris Hilton, who can make a better sex tape. Pamela Anderson won!
Britney Spears is afraid of being captured by aliens... aliens feel the same. Thanks to Marco
In 2209 where will be a hurricane 10 times bigger than Katrina, it's gonna be called Britney Spears. (Simply because we're going to be short on names).
Britney Spears often thinks about Jabba the Hutt, man of her dreams.
Britney Spears is a founder of new Religion called Britneysism. The main ritual is to go public without panties on Fridays. Thanks to Tropicana
Britney Spears signed a contract to be a main character in new musical "Alien VS Britney Spears".
"Spice girls" refused to accept Britney Spears as a group member and change group name to "Spicy Britney".
There are rumors that in a newest version of 'World of warcraft" Blizzard adds a new hero race "Britnyagon". Only girls will be allowed to choose this avatar. Britney Spears refused to comment.
Britney Spears knows all eight letters of alphabet. Thanks to Gordon_K
Britney Spears took part in a song contest, which spontaneously took place in one of USA rehab clinics. Britney Spears won a second place, because first place was reserved for a one-hand hospital attendant Timberriver.
Britney Spears does not wear panties. That is the only way to find out the true color of her hair... Thanks to Y factor
Yesterday doctors took Britney Spears to the hospital after her unsuccessful try to supply sperm in a sperm bank.