New Britney Spears facts
Britney Spears often thinks about Jabba the Hutt, man of her dreams.
In 2209 where will be a hurricane 10 times bigger than Katrina, it's gonna be called Britney Spears. (Simply because we're going to be short on names).
Britney Spears is afraid of being captured by aliens... aliens feel the same. Thanks to Marco
Once there was a contest between Britney Spears And Paris Hilton, who can make a better sex tape. Pamela Anderson won!
Britney Spears can't be a Victoria Secret's model, because Britney has no secrets.
Britney Spears refused to take part in an underwear commercial, because she is against it.
Britney Spears is still a virgin... Thanks to Karlos
Britney Spears funds S.E.T.I., which is looking for alien civilization evidence. She has bought a dedicated server to support S.E.T.I. Britney already has a song ready for UFO arrival.
Britney Spears thinks about her own character in Teletubbies series... "Brinky Spinky".
Britney Spears owns a fast-food restaurant chain MacBritney in Transylvania. Thanks to Kim
Britney Spears is an exceptionial archer, especially when she is practicing with Kevin Federline's photo.