Top Britney Spears facts
Britney Spears has a brain substitute - Windows calculator v0.9 beta. Thanks to Horiss
Britney Spears will open several dancing schools... At last, it is time to learn dancing, Britney!. Thanks to Utopia Runner
In 2209 where will be a hurricane 10 times bigger than Katrina, it's gonna be called Britney Spears. (Simply because we're going to be short on names).
There are rumors that in a newest version of 'World of warcraft" Blizzard adds a new hero race "Britnyagon". Only girls will be allowed to choose this avatar. Britney Spears refused to comment.
Yesterday doctors took Britney Spears to the hospital after her unsuccessful try to supply sperm in a sperm bank.
Britney Spears agreed to be one of main characters in new season of "Lost". She's gonna play a role of an innocent nun.
Britney Spears false nails are made from elephant bone illegally gathered in Africa.
You can get tickets to Britney Spears concert by donating a local residential treatment facility.
Britney Spears has a sister, she is a singer and a virgin too. Thanks to Jonny J
In her freetime Britney Spears takes agronomy lectures in small Texas university. Thanks to Mr. Odin
Britney Spears refused to take part in an underwear commercial, because she is against it.
Britney Spears is a founder of new Religion called Britneysism. The main ritual is to go public without panties on Fridays. Thanks to Tropicana
Britney Spears does not wear panties. That is the only way to find out the true color of her hair... Thanks to Y factor
There is no devil, only bald Britney Spears. Thanks to Jonny J
Britney Spears favorite book is "Kamasutra for Geeks". Thanks to Jonny J
How to separate Britney Spears from penguin? Penguin prefers "Linux" and Britney Spears "Windows" calculator. Thanks to Climax
Britney Spears is a whore in 7 different states and also now in China the budhas like her new hairdoo Thanks to buba
Britney Spears funds S.E.T.I., which is looking for alien civilization evidence. She has bought a dedicated server to support S.E.T.I. Britney already has a song ready for UFO arrival.
Britney Spears took part in a song contest, which spontaneously took place in one of USA rehab clinics. Britney Spears won a second place, because first place was reserved for a one-hand hospital attendant Timberriver.