Top Britney Spears facts
Japan based scientist group invented coffee machine with IQ higher than Britney Spears. Thanks to Anime Portal
In 2209 where will be a hurricane 10 times bigger than Katrina, it's gonna be called Britney Spears. (Simply because we're going to be short on names).
Britney Spears agreed to be one of main characters in new season of "Lost". She's gonna play a role of an innocent nun.
After brainwash in rehab clinic Britney Spears copies her song texts from internet.
Why Britney Spears is running all around a house after having a shower? She is using "Wash and Go"!. Thanks to Quiz maker
Britney Spears can`t travel anywhere without her pet crocodile named "Viagris". Thanks to Utopia Runner
Britney Spears has a brain substitute - Windows calculator v0.9 beta. Thanks to Horiss
Britney Spears will open several dancing schools... At last, it is time to learn dancing, Britney!. Thanks to Utopia Runner
Britney Spears often thinks about Jabba the Hutt, man of her dreams.
Britney Spears has a sister, she is a singer and a virgin too. Thanks to Jonny J
In her freetime Britney Spears takes agronomy lectures in small Texas university. Thanks to Mr. Odin
Britney Spears does not wear panties. That is the only way to find out the true color of her hair... Thanks to Y factor
Yesterday doctors took Britney Spears to the hospital after her unsuccessful try to supply sperm in a sperm bank.
Britney Spears can easily spit on the world. That's because she has a huge globe collection. Thanks to Dj mu
Britney Spears has made several sex change operations in a row. In a few months she/he gonna decide which sex she/he likes more.
There is no devil, only bald Britney Spears. Thanks to Jonny J
Britney Spears favorite book is "Kamasutra for Geeks". Thanks to Jonny J
How to separate Britney Spears from penguin? Penguin prefers "Linux" and Britney Spears "Windows" calculator. Thanks to Climax
Britney Spears is a whore in 7 different states and also now in China the budhas like her new hairdoo Thanks to buba